An Ode to Trying to Take a Shower

An Ode to Trying to Take a Shower

A is for Adam who’s in the B bath.
C him D do it. E everyone laughs.
Now he F fumbles G groping for soap
H ha ha ha I J just meant a joke.
K is for kids who L like to intrude.
M m-m-might they N not know that’s rude?
Ohhhhhhhhhh,
P is for please, Q quick leave me alone.
R Ruby S stop, T throw me a bone.
U leave, I’m V very W wet.
Xcept, Y not? I’m as clean as I’ll get.
I guess I’ll shower when they are eighteen.
Till then I’ll be Z zero percent clean.

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