To Get The Girl, You Need the Moves

I know that many of you out there are wondering, “Tenor Dad, you seem like someone that might have a hard time finding someone to marry you, what with your constant misadventures and general ridiculousness.  And yet you are married and have two children.  How did you do it?”  Well, since it is Valentine’s Day […]

Planning a Tenth Anniversary Vow Renewal

The day I got married was the best day of my life.  Hands down.  And I don’t mean that to say that my marriage is that best thing ever to happen to me (though it probably is), but rather, that day was just awesome and exciting from top to bottom.  It was basically a huge […]

Happy Birthday to My Marriage!

Nine years ago today, I started the adventure that makes Tenor Dad possible.  Well, at least the Dad part.  And actually, the Tenor part too.  My wife is more supportive of my career than I am, so I feel quite confident in saying that I would not be where I am today, or enjoying any […]

Who You May and May Not Marry

Last week I had to tell my daughter that she was not legally allowed to marry the person of her choice, the person that she loved more than anyone else, because society would not permit it.  You see, my 5-year-old daughter Ruby wanted to marry her 2-year-old brother Edward.  Not now, obviously.  She was quite […]

The One Question You Should Never Ask Your Wife

Look, I’ve been married for almost 8 years.  I’ve been around the block.  I know things.  I’m sure some of you oldsters are scoffing at my paltry eight years of marriage, but come on, if you haven’t mastered it in eight years, you’re not going to get any better at it.  The most important thing […]