At 11:59 PM last night, just as the Republican President was filing his tax return, a copy was secretly made and transported out of the White House. That copy has become available to us, and we now share it with you, in the interests of transparency.
You probably have many questions, the most important being, “Why did he file a 1040-EZ when he clearly has a dependent?” The answer is that Barron files his own taxes. Other questions may not have such easy answers, but I’m sure that tax experts the world over will now be scouring this document for important information, and we will have our answers. Happy “Day After Tax Day” everyone!