Dr. Seuss Bubbles

Every now and then I like to devote this space to helping out poor internet users who have somehow stumbled here and then clearly find nothing that they were looking for.  As I scrolled down the list of search terms that people have used to find Tenor Dad this week, one item caught my eye: Dr. Seuss Bubbles.  Now, I have no idea what that is, or why someone would be looking for it, but I think it’s safe to say that, whatever they were looking for, it was not found here.  And I hate to provide bad service to my readers, even accidental ones.  Therefore, I will now try to answer their unasked question today, in hopes that they will fare better than U2, who still haven’t found what they were looking for.

My first thought is that perhaps they were looking for licensed Dr. Seuss brand bubbles.  You know, like the kind you blow.  I did a quick internet search for such a thing, but alas, I fear it is not a real thing.  If they don’t sell it here or there, they must not sell it anywhere.  You can’t find them on Amazon, or even on ebay.com.  You will not find them in the stores, you will not find them on sales floors.  If it’s not there on Google’s list, it probably does not exist.  However, do not despair!  I have a great idea for you!  Simply buy some generic bubbles and then put these Dr. Seuss stickers on the outside of the bottles!  Ta da!  Dr. Seuss Bubbles!

On the other hand, maybe Dr. Seuss Bubbles are some sort of stylistic calling card of Mr. Geisel, kind of like the “Kirby Dots” (or “Kirby Krackle”) attributed to the late, great comic book artist Jack Kirby.  Maybe Dr. Seuss was always putting bubbles into his books!  And yes, there did seem to be some bubbles in the books I flipped through, but not enough to really call it a “thing.”  I don’t think this is the answer to the mystery.

Finally, my internet search on Dr. Seuss Bubbles led me to various pages selling an item called, of course, “Dr. Seuss Bubbles,” but what that product is is a bulletin board border that features different Seuss characters’ head in bubbles as a repeating pattern.  If that is what you are looking for, you can order it here, here, or here, although you can get a far better price for it here.

If you have come here searching for Dr. Seuss Bubbles and you are not looking for bubbles to blow, artwork that is stylistically characteristic of Dr. Seuss, or that wall border thingy, then I am sorry, but I have no idea what you want.  If you would please be so kind as to leave your actual quest objective in the comments, I would be happy to assist you further.

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