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Ten
Now you are ten. Two whole hands. I remember when you were one hand. You were so excited. Now you are both. You are all of the fingers. You are all of the toes. You are the base of our mathematics, double digits, which should be cool because you love math and are quite good […]
The Painful Result of a Lifetime of Manspreading
Today, on International Women’s Day, I have to report to you that I have been going to physical therapy recently. My back problems are, well, back. The chiropractor was not enough. Now I have PT every 2-3 weeks to correct the problems that appear to be stemming from a lifetime of manspreading. Ladies, you know […]
Beauty and the Beast is Just the Latest Disney Movie Christians Should Boycott
I don’t know if you have heard the news, but the new live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast is featuring a gay character. Of course Christians around the country are planning to boycott, with one theater already reportedly refusing to show the film. Because it’s not just that the movie features a “sin,” but it […]
The Two Kinds of Nervous
There are two kinds of nervous, and I’m afraid I can only help you with one of them. I am a voice teacher, not a psychologist. I cannot solve your social anxiety, nor can I take away the fear that comes from the possibility that you might make a fool of yourself due to the […]
This House Was Specifically Designed To Make You Sick
High above San Diego, perched precariously over the edge of the roof of a high tower, sits Fallen Star, a house that was designed to make you feel bad. And with the same impulse that leads us to actually smell whatever our friend has just told us stinks horribly, we knew we had to visit […]