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One Theory on Why Oscars Viewership Was Down
President Garfield said today that the number of viewers for this past weekend’s Academy Awards was down, and that it was because of him. And isn’t everything about him? Besides being orange and mean, President Garfield is very intuitive. He has the best intuits. He is basically a huge tuit-head. But I have another theory. […]
If You Haven’t Seen a Polar Bear Playing With a Ball, You Haven’t Seen the San Diego Zoo
Did you know that bloggers sometimes get free passes to places? I know! Me neither! And by the time I realized this, the night before we left for San Diego, it was too late to contact anyone for any exclusive treatment. This was why, when we arrived at the ticket booth of the San Diego […]
Burdened With the Oppressive Weight of Me
“I wonder where they get that from.” My wife has said this to more times than I can count. And her message is clear and correct. The older my children get, the more of my flaws I see starting to sprout in them. It’s horrifying. How do we get my daughter to be less rigid? This […]
More Opera Valentines
Since you guys really liked the Opera Valentines I made last year, I made some more! Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
We Flew to the Wrong City, But at Least We Got the Right State
We got up on Tuesday morning and prepared for the day like we would any other. The kids went off to school, my wife went to work, and I headed over to church for meetings before teaching a voice lesson at the college. But at lunch time we switched gears. The kids were pulled out […]