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I’m going to have to take a break from the food trucks as I am back in Vermont visiting my family. Yay! I tried to find a few more before I left New York, but I was unsuccessful. First I traveled way up the 1 line to Washington Heights looking for a truck, which I […]
As they closed the doors of my plane on the tarmac at JFK, the pilot announced to all of us that it was currently snowing in Burlington. A collective groan arose from the passengers and I instantly knew what kind of Halloween I was in for: a cold one. I cannot describe in words the […]
Well, it had to happen. After Limerick Parables and Haiku Parables, it was either this, or Epic Verse Parables, and I don’t have that kind of time. 1) A man set out upon a journey long Unknowingly he walked into a trap. By bandits he was quickly set upon And out of him, they quickly […]
Ok, I need to stop eating at all these food trucks. I haven’t had a vegetable in weeks. I think I am slowly congealing from the inside out. But no! I must continue on! There are trucks out there serving food, and it is my mission to purchase and consume that food! Only 6 left […]
First of all, let me just say that I am eternally grateful to Simone’s Uncle Kevin for letting me stay with him, free of charge, for 2 months. The man even gives me quarters for my laundry, it’s incredible! So when I was temporarily evicted last night, it was with a happy heart. Uncle Kevin’s […]