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When I first got to New York, my voice teacher Mark told me we should go see a movie. The Social Network had just come out, so he invited me over to see it. But when I got there, he said we needed to take a walk first because we were too fat. Ok, fine, […]
Bill Bryson is one of my favorite authors, but the first book I read of his made me mad. I didn’t know who he was at the time (a fabulous travel writer, among other things), and I picked up “A Walk in the Woods” because I thought it was the story of a man who […]
This city has a problem. It’s not just the bedbugs anymore, now it’s the Cookie Monsters. It’s also the Elmos, but mostly the Cookie Monsters. People, please have your Cookie Monsters spayed or neutered. There are so many of them wandering the streets now, that it’s hard to even walk down the sidewalk without tripping […]
Well, my Limerick Parables were a big hit it seems, so since I am bored today, I thought I would translate them into haiku form, for those of you who think limericks are too bawdy and gauche. Here are much classier (and, thankfully, shorter) versions of the wisdom of Jesus. 1) Guy gets beaten up […]
This is not a food blog. Yes, I know there are pictures of food on it, but don’t expect any words like “waft” or “mingled with” or “bouquet” in this blog. This is a scavenger hunt blog. A few weeks ago, my wife and I were watching “The Great Food Truck Race,” which was a […]