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Latest Posts

Halloween Prep

Ruby is going to be Mickey Mouse this year for Halloween. Not Minnie Mouse obviously. Her favorite show is called MICKEY Mouse Clubhouse. Mickey is the star of the show, so why would she want to dress up as his little girlfriend? I see her point, and at her age she doesn’t see anything odd […]

Limerick Parables

So I was in church the other day and my choir buddy took issue with me writing a limerick about the choir director on my bulletin.  The issue was not with the poem itself, for it was in perfectly good taste, but he told me “Jesus didn’t write limericks.”  Now this got me thinking: what […]

Pants

My friends, I am here today to talk to you about pants.  Not about Ruby’s favorite song, but about my personal pants that I am currently wearing.  And not just the pants that I am currently wearing, but in fact my whole pants collection in it’s entirety.  I am talking about all of my pants.  […]

Moving Day

We no longer live in Baltimore.  The house is (kind of) empty, the truck is loaded and currently en route to Vermont.  I managed to make it down to Baltimore around 7:30 pm on the Bolt Bus, so that I could help finish off the packing and loading, which had been going on all day. […]

The Elderly Hooker

Last night I decided to take a walk. I headed down Broadway, past Lincoln Center and into Columbus Circle. That’s where I was propositioned by the old prostitute. Now, let me be fair here: I don’t KNOW that she was a hooker. All I know is that she was probably in her sixties, she wanted […]

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