Welcome to Tenor Dad!
You found it! The most exciting spot on the internet! Congratulations! Now you will never have to search for fun again! Here you will find funny and interesting posts about music, parenting, and whatever else I feel like writing about that day. We also provide you with silly videos and songs, contests and giveaways, shirts with a drawing of me on them, and a community of people who also enjoy all of those things that I just mentioned. So welcome to the party! Take your time, look around a little, and let me know if you need anything. I’ll be in the back.
My Skinny Jeans
My wife has advised me to write this blog entry as the rant of a cranky old man, since (she says) that is what I am when it comes to fashion and shopping. Instead, I will just rant as usual and you can decide how old and cranky I am. The Gap has this new […]
The Homeless Man and the Genie
One day a homeless man was going through some trash when he discovered an old lamp. As he tossed it aside, it rubbed up against his sleeve and a genie appeared. The man stared in disbelief as the genie offered him three wishes. The man thought for a moment and then spoke. “Every day I […]
New York Comic Con
Yesterday I went to New York Comic Con, the second biggest comic book and pop culture convention in the country (after San Diego of course). I had a good time, but people kept hitting me with their wings and tails. People. If you are planning on wearing large extra appendages into a crowded area, you […]
The Mayor of Safeway
I was once the mayor of Safeway. For those of you not familiar with the ins and outs of Foursquare, I will assume that you are not interested in becoming familiar with the ins and outs of Foursquare. Suffice it to say that if you go somewhere more than anyone else, you become the mayor. […]
You Can’t Blog About People Who Read Your Blog
So I was talking to my friend today. Let’s just call him “Jerk.” I told Jerk that I was going to blog about him today, and say that he was a jerk. But he told me I could not do this, because he, in fact, reads my blog. Jerk has a good point. The problem […]