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One day a homeless man was going through some trash when he discovered an old lamp. As he tossed it aside, it rubbed up against his sleeve and a genie appeared. The man stared in disbelief as the genie offered him three wishes. The man thought for a moment and then spoke. “Every day I […]
Yesterday I went to New York Comic Con, the second biggest comic book and pop culture convention in the country (after San Diego of course). I had a good time, but people kept hitting me with their wings and tails. People. If you are planning on wearing large extra appendages into a crowded area, you […]
I was once the mayor of Safeway. For those of you not familiar with the ins and outs of Foursquare, I will assume that you are not interested in becoming familiar with the ins and outs of Foursquare. Suffice it to say that if you go somewhere more than anyone else, you become the mayor. […]
So I was talking to my friend today. Let’s just call him “Jerk.” I told Jerk that I was going to blog about him today, and say that he was a jerk. But he told me I could not do this, because he, in fact, reads my blog. Jerk has a good point. The problem […]
You may or may not have heard this, but apparently New York is infested with bedbugs. These are horrible little creatures that feed on human flesh, and can sense heat and carbon dioxide, so they come at you when you are sleeping. They live in wood, mattresses, electronics, and pretty much anywhere they want. They […]