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You may or may not have heard this, but apparently New York is infested with bedbugs. These are horrible little creatures that feed on human flesh, and can sense heat and carbon dioxide, so they come at you when you are sleeping. They live in wood, mattresses, electronics, and pretty much anywhere they want. They […]
As a popular and extremely famous opera singer, I am sure that all of you would like to know my secret. How can you do what you do, you are thinking as you read this. Well, I will tell you, so that we can be famous opera singers together. That is just how nice of […]
Ruby is going to be Mickey Mouse this year for Halloween. Not Minnie Mouse obviously. Her favorite show is called MICKEY Mouse Clubhouse. Mickey is the star of the show, so why would she want to dress up as his little girlfriend? I see her point, and at her age she doesn’t see anything odd […]
So I was in church the other day and my choir buddy took issue with me writing a limerick about the choir director on my bulletin. The issue was not with the poem itself, for it was in perfectly good taste, but he told me “Jesus didn’t write limericks.” Now this got me thinking: what […]
My friends, I am here today to talk to you about pants. Not about Ruby’s favorite song, but about my personal pants that I am currently wearing. And not just the pants that I am currently wearing, but in fact my whole pants collection in it’s entirety. I am talking about all of my pants. […]