I know that many of you out there are wondering, “Tenor Dad, you seem like someone that might have a hard time finding someone to marry you, what with your constant misadventures and general ridiculousness. And yet you are married and have two children. How did you do it?” Well, since it is Valentine’s Day and all, I will let you in on a little secret. It is most likely due to my awesome dance moves.
If you have ever been to, say, a wedding that I am also attending, or perhaps stood behind me in line at Cold Stone, you probably have seen these moves for yourself. I had never been lucky enough to see my own moves of course, but I was pretty sure they were sweet. Luckily, at the wedding of my college roommate a few years ago, some photographic evidence was taken, so now there is proof that my dance moves are wicked.
Now, for the first time ever, I am sharing these instructional photos so that you too can learn to dance like me, find a spouse, and have children that break all of your stuff. Watch and learn.