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Yesterday it was so bad that they called me and asked me to pick him up from school at lunch time. So I did. I put aside the rest of my day and the things I was supposed to be doing and I picked him up early from Kindergarten and we went out for lunch […]
As a professional singer, you are called to sing in many languages, including some in which you are not fluent. This can be a challenge at first, until you realize that most languages are basically the same and English is the connecting thread for almost all of them. The English language is a living, evolving portmanteau […]
This is a response to a recent article by a local and ill-informed blogger who claims to have figured out the perfect system for washing your hair exactly one time per shower. This guy clearly has never taken a shower before, because I can tell you from personal experience that the plan failed and I wasted a […]
I am reporting here from warm and sunny Vermont. That sentence ought to terrify you when you realize that it is December. Yes, this is December 11th, and the high today is 54. It has not snowed yet this season, and we don’t expect it to either. I don’t care what Fox News says, we are in […]
Hello readers, and welcome to Tenor Dad After Dark, our late-night, adults-only version of our regular blog. Here after 10 PM we can say things like “The Eff Word” and “Poopy Stink Fart.” We can talk about obscene subjects like “Pornographic Films” and “Donald Trump.” Yes, the kid gloves are off tonight my friends. Let’s […]