My Fitness Consultation

Good news!  My stint in Coke Rehab is working!  I have lost almost 20 pounds, and am now on my way to being actually not fat, instead of just relatively not fat.  I know this because I had my fitness consultation yesterday. My second trip to the gym went much better than my first trip.  […]

I Joined a Gym

I have been to “the gym” exactly three times in my life.  The first time was when I was in college and my roommates (who always seemed to be going to the gym) asked if I wanted to come along.  I went in, fooled around a little bit, annoyed my roommates to no end, decided […]

The Difference Between Relative Fat and Actual Fat

Last night, as I was explaining to someone my many reasons for attempting to give up Coca-Cola, I was told that I was not fat.  In fact, people are always telling me that I am not fat when I tell them that I would like to lose weight.  That is when I have to point […]