Good news! My stint in Coke Rehab is working! I have lost almost 20 pounds, and am now on my way to being actually not fat, instead of just relatively not fat. I know this because I had my fitness consultation yesterday. My second trip to the gym went much better than my first trip. […]
Category Archives: Fitness
I Joined a Gym
I have been to “the gym” exactly three times in my life. The first time was when I was in college and my roommates (who always seemed to be going to the gym) asked if I wanted to come along. I went in, fooled around a little bit, annoyed my roommates to no end, decided […]
The Difference Between Relative Fat and Actual Fat
Last night, as I was explaining to someone my many reasons for attempting to give up Coca-Cola, I was told that I was not fat. In fact, people are always telling me that I am not fat when I tell them that I would like to lose weight. That is when I have to point […]