The Government’s War on Birthdays

As if Christmas wasn’t enough for them, the government has come up with a horrifying plan to destroy your birthday and remove any and all fun from what is supposed to be your special day. In many, or most, if not all, states, you will find that, when you wake up on the morning of […]

The Government is Dead! Long Live the Government!

Why do we even need a government?  I mean, look, we have plenty of laws, so there’s no reason to have a congress at all.  Let ’em shut down!  Who needs ’em?!  And we’re getting the health care anyway, regardless of whether or not the government shuts down or not.  It’s all pre-funded and in […]