An Open Apology to the Guy Behind Me in Line at K-Mart

Out of all of my lifelong regrets, my biggest and most prominent ones are the instances in which I accidentally upset someone with something I did or said, most likely because I was either trying unsuccessfully to be funny, or because I was just not thinking about what was coming out of my mouth until […]

What to Do When Your Baby Eats Kitty Litter

I had a rough first day back.  For one thing, Edward was not even crawling when I left for Florida, and now, a month later, he is crawling, pulling up on things, and generally making mischief.  Ruby has nicknamed him “Danger E” because, as she explained, he is always getting into trouble. We dropped Ruby […]