The other night, after a particularly busy burger night, I was commiserating with a fellow employee about how dirty and tired we were. I noticed a layer of ash covering my hands and arms, which prompted me to say “They look like good strong hands, don’t they? I always thought that’s what they were.” This […]
Category Archives: Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark – A Full Review
I have been a fan of Spider-Man for over 25 years. I had a whole bathroom dedicated to him. I have also been a professional singer for some time now. As such, I cannot adequately describe my level of excitement as I prepared to see “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” at the Foxwoods Theater on […]
Requiem for a Bathroom
Thank you all for coming today to celebrate the life of one of the finest rooms I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing, the Spider-Man Bathroom. It had a good, albeit short life, and I hope we can all remember the good times we had there. You might call it the conversation piece of the […]


