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Last night I decided to take a walk. I headed down Broadway, past Lincoln Center and into Columbus Circle. That’s where I was propositioned by the old prostitute. Now, let me be fair here: I don’t KNOW that she was a hooker. All I know is that she was probably in her sixties, she wanted […]
Tomorrow is the big day. The move back to Vermont. Although I am here in New York, I am sending my family down to help load and drive the truck. The truck that I reserved over a month ago. The truck that U-Haul told us today was no longer available. I don’t understand this way […]
If you have been reading my blog regularly (hi Mom!) then you may know that my laptop died a horrible death just before I came to New York. It was very bad timing, and I was kind of freaking out about it. This blog entry is a tribute to my wonderful friends, who are the […]
The first beer I ever had was at a frat party in college. It came out of a cheap keg, and it tasted the way I imagined pig urine would taste. I had two sips and quickly put my red plastic cup down on a bookshelf and went looking for something else to cleanse my […]
So last night I went out for a few beers with some folks from the opera. Except there was one problem: I don’t drink. The first question I got was “oh, are you a Mormon?” When I told them that I was not, they struggled to understand why I don’t drink. And my answer (I […]