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You found it! The most exciting spot on the internet! Congratulations! Now you will never have to search for fun again! Here you will find funny and interesting posts about music, parenting, and whatever else I feel like writing about that day. We also provide you with silly videos and songs, contests and giveaways, shirts with a drawing of me on them, and a community of people who also enjoy all of those things that I just mentioned. So welcome to the party! Take your time, look around a little, and let me know if you need anything. I’ll be in the back.

Latest Posts

Unselfishly, I Don’t Want to Die

The average life expectancy for an American male is 76. That means 38 is the halfway point, statistically speaking. I am 39. Is this the first year of the rest of my life? Maybe. My family tends to live longer, so hopefully I get a bit more, but you never know. I could go tomorrow. […]

If They Still Made Hit Summer Movie Theme Songs

Last year I lamented the fact that the big summer movies no longer have the big summer songs attached to them. Remember the days when all the best albums were soundtracks? Footloose? Men in Black? If there was hit movie, you were listening to the music from it on the radio! But alas, no longer. I […]

Star Wars, Background Sex, and Egg Salad

If you have ever seen the movie “Mystery Men,” you know as well as I do that you cannot leave that movie without wanting an egg salad sandwich. Why? Because in one scene, a character gratuitously makes egg salad while the team plans and discusses. There is no reason for them to make egg salad, […]

You Don’t Get To Decide What Happens When I Die

Someday my physical body is going to stop working. Probably because of something dumb I did, but hopefully a long time from now and quite peacefully. But however and whenever it happens, it is going to happen. And when it happens, when I die, my soul, my spirit, my essence, my eternal energy is going […]

Vote on My Beard For Next Year!

Well, I did it. I shaved off the most massive beard I have ever had. And I don’t regret it per se, but I do sort of miss it in a way. And so, while I am happy to once again look like a muppet salamander, my thoughts have already turned to next year’s beard. […]

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