An Evil Cliché Comes True

Every morning for the past infinity days, we have had to drag my daughter out of bed and rush her crying off to school because, like her father, she is a night owl.  She stays up in her bed reading until who-knows-when, and mornings are not her time to shine.  I empathize.  If I could […]

Sick, With Envy

I need to fix my life somehow.  I know this because there must be something seriously wrong with it when I start being jealous of sick people.  My wife woke up this morning with something horrible.  Food poisoning?  Stomach Flu?  Unclear.  So I got myself going a little early in order to get two kids […]