Accordion, Trumpet, Maracas, Trombone,
Viola, Euphonium, Flute, Saxophone,
Piano, Bassoon, Banjo, Didgeridoo,
Pick one to learn; if you wanna, pick two!
Piccolo, Tuba, Guitar, Violin,
Harpsichord, Oboe, French Horn, Theramin,
Bagpipes, Celesta, Cello, Double Bass,
Practice them all ’till you’re blue in the face!
Shofar, Marimba, Calliope, Kora,
Ukulele, Ocarina, Recorder,
Xylophone, Sackbut, Kazoo, Fiddle, Conch,
or if you prefer you could learn to beatbox.
Lute, Mandolin, Lyre, Harp, Clarinet,
Organ, Harmonica, Sitar, Cornet,
Bugle, Tin Whistle, or just learn to hum,
as long as you promise to PUT DOWN THE DRUM!
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