As the parent of two small children, I don’t get out to the movies nearly as much as I used to. If you have kids, then you know you have to choose your movies carefully, because you don’t want to waste your one free evening of the month on a stinker. Last month I had the good fortune to see “Tangled” with my family, but, even though she loved it, it kind of freaked my three year old out. This month I was lucky enough to see the new film “I Love You Phillip Morris” starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. I have to say, it was almost as good as “Tangled,” but is it the kind of movie your whole family can enjoy? Let’s find out (general non-specific spoilers ahead).
1) Is it Scary?
No, I would say in the scary department, the scariest thing that happens is a mild police chase. Nothing any scarier than “Beauty and the Beast.” Definitely take your young children to see this movie.
2) Is it Violent?
Not really. One guy gets beat up in prison, but it’s not too graphic. You can probably see more violence in “The Lion King.” So far, this is a great movie for three year olds.
3) Does it Contain Adult Themes?
Ok, I have to say that the finer points of embezzlement, fraud, and the legal system may be over the heads of your toddler. That being said, there are a lot of fun clouds to look at and exciting music as well, so I think this one is a toss up.
4) Does it Contain Countless Scenes of Graphic Gay and Straight Sex?
Yes.
So it looks like the votes come down to 2.5 yes, and 1.5 no, on whether or not to take your toddler to see this very fine R rated film. As a parent, you will have to make the decision yourself, but honestly, I feel like my children would be less scarred by this movie than all those poor three year olds I saw at Harry Potter last month. Just saying.