Edward’s Million Dollar Idea

I knew that my 21 month old son was smart, but I wasn’t aware of just how brilliant he was, especially in an entrepreneurial way.  Yesterday, while I was trying to clean the kitchen, Edward came up with a million dollar idea.

The idea is very simple.  What if, instead of having to season all of your food when you are cooking it, you instead seasoned the utensils?!  I have never seen pre-seasoned forks or spoons in a store before, so I don’t think anyone else has come up with this idea yet.  Sheer brilliance!  Every bite would be exactly seasoned the way you want, and you could have forks with more or less seasoning on them, depending on the desires of the diners!  Who do I call to make this happen?

Oh, and did I mention that Edward told me about this idea, using his own unique communication style?  That’s right.  He poured all of our salt into the silverware drawer.  ALL of our salt.  This sent me the message that he wanted to start a seasoned utensils business.  Message received, little buddy.  Message received.

Now, if anyone can tell me what he meant when he later emptied our trash can into the toilet, it would be much appreciated.