Though I have not been yet accused, sometimes I wonder if people that I blog about will be mad or embarrassed about the things I publish online for the world to see, so to even the score, I will now think of every embarrassing thing I can think of about myself, and post it here, so that no one can complain in the future (and/or even the score by posting any of these things).
– I own over 10,000 comic books, and they are all bagged, boarded and filed.
– One time, while carrying Simone’s luggage, I got stuck in a revolving door.
– My favorite song used to legitimately be “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba.
– I have been banned for life from the DC Metro. Twice.
– When I was in third grade my Mom made me sign up for soccer, but I never went to a single practice. When my team won the championship I accepted my certificate in class and never told anyone.
– My favorite dinner growing up was tacos and garlic bread, and I had it every year on my birthday.
– I pronounced the word “nauseated” as “Noss Eat Id” until high school.
– I cried in the theater at the end of “Shakespeare in Love.”
– The last four meals I have eaten have been cheeseburgers.
Ok, I will try to think of some more, but I hope this will ease the sting of anything I might write about you in the future. And feel free to out yourself in the embarrassing stories department too! This was actually kind of cathartic…