Dear readers, I live in a place called Vermont. It is frozen and cold, and it does not like chain stores and restaurants. We are the only state without a Target, and have the only state capital (Montpelier) without a McDonalds. They keep trying to add new things, but people fight it. We got a […]
Category Archives: Coke
Coke Rehab
Hello, my name is Tenor Dad, and I am a Coke-oholic. I am here today to report on my progress in self-imposed Coke rehab, and today is not a good day for me. But before I get into that, let me tell you the story of how I got into this mess in the first […]
Pepsi is Not Coke
Let me tell you a story. You go to a restaurant and order a steak, and the waitress brings you a pork chop. When you complain, she says that they only have pork chops, but they are basically the same as steak. Would you be fine with that? Okay, that would probably never happen, but […]
Yesterday I Had a Coke
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for! The world premiere of my new music video that I made this weekend due to extreme boredom! I don’t have many vices; I don’t drink, I’ve never smoked or done any drugs, but I sure do love Coca-Cola. I know it is bad […]