Destruction World Tour

You may recall that I recently wrote about a problem I was having with small children changing all of the settings on my television and computer.  I am now happy to report that I am not alone in this problem, and in fact a great many people are now having problems with my children changing […]

An Open Letter to DirecTV

Dear DirecTV, How are you? It seems like forever since we’ve spoken. Simone and the kids are doing well. Edward is taking little steps and will be walking all over the place before we know it, and we are looking for pre-schools for Ruby in the fall. Anyway, enough with the pleasantries, you loathesome sons […]