Where are your pants?
Why is the cereal behind the computer?
Who ate all of the marshmallows out of my box of Lucky Charms?
Why is the floor all wet?
What happened to all the tortilla chips?
Are you eating things out of your nose?
And are we supposed to be doing that?
Why aren’t you wearing a coat?
DID YOU JUST GO OUTSIDE?
Where do you think you’re going?
What do you have in your hand?
What do you have behind your back?
What do you have in your mouth?
What do you have in your hair?
Why is the cat upset?
Who took my keys?
Is that my phone?
Do you think this is funny?
Can you wait ten seconds?
Is that where your toys go?
What happened to your room?
Didn’t we just clean it two minutes ago?
Why is your sister upset?
Why is your brother crying?
Do you want a time out?
Does that belong to you?
Is there anything I can do to get you to stop whining?
What is all over your face?
How many donuts did you just eat?
Why is there a car in the refrigerator?
Who is kicking my seat?
Are you still buckled in?
Why did you take your shoes and socks off?
Are you aware that we are in public?
Are you going to eat any of your dinner?
When did we start leaving the door open in this house?
Can we calm down for, like, five minutes?
Do you think getting poked in the face feels good?
What time is your mother getting home?