Wet the my bed
Watched weird Canadian cartoons, naked from the waist down
Chased the cats
Answered every question both ways (“Do you want a banana?” “No. Yes.”)
Ran around in a circle for several minutes
Dumped an entire bucket of toys over his head
Laughed hysterically for unknown reasons
Got out his own bowl and spoon from the cupboard
Filled the bowl with red sprinkles and ate them
Made a snowball that fell apart when he threw it, causing him to freak out
Climbed on my face
Dipped his mittens in a dirty puddle
Peed in the potty!
Yelled his name defiantly at a crossing guard
Got the peanut butter out when he saw what we were having for dinner
Grabbed me by the throat and tried to do a pull-up
Dropped a full gallon of milk onto the floor as he tried to get it out of the refrigerator
Cried over spilled milk
Asked for, and received, a bath
Jumped in a huge muddy puddle
Screamed as loudly as possible, just because
Poured all of his money out of his bank and into a toy treasure chest
Poured all of his money out of his toy treasure chest and onto the floor
Licked my arm
Attempted to telephone his friend using the remote control to the fan
Dumped his water into his dinner plate
Blew me a kiss on his way to bed, making me forget most of the other things
lol the remote control for the fan!!