Part of the reason I was able to attend the Dad 2.0 conference this past weekend was the fact that I did not have to pay for a hotel room. And all of the reason I did not have to pay for a hotel room was the fact that I got to stay with my close personal friend and rock singer Tracy Fightinahotty. She is the lead singer in rising D.C. band District Sky Punch, and she obviously demanded that we make a music video while I was there. This was excellent news, because there is an idea that I have wanted to do with her for a long time. Even better, her son Fate Knight was ready and willing to help out. And so I now present to you the latest in my series of Board Game Parodies (previously I have done Clue, Risk, and Hungry Hungry Hippos if you are curious): OPERATION!
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
Yo it’s time to start
To break out the tweezers and the cards.
I’m a get my card, so get yours
I wanna see sweat drippin’ on the board.
Cavity Sam is very ill and this
hospital will soon be billing him
There’s no time to do a consultation
Strap him down let’s
play Operation
Come on come on
Tweeze it tweeze it
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
Try not to feel vibration
You got to save your patient!
The vibration’s bad like Trump is
If you hear the buzz than your turn is done. This
metal wall is here to frustrate you.
This game hates you
And I am irate with you.
I swear I didn’t even go near the side
Now the patient’s died
and my nerves are all fried.
I’m glad I didn’t choose this as my occupation
I felt the vibration
Come on come on
Dang it! dang it!
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
It’s such a huge frustration
You got to save your patient!
Little Dude take your turn
Come on Come on! I am winning!
Little Dude’s on the tweezers
Funny Bone, and the Brain Freezes
No need for speed
Now let’s try the Charlie H-O-R-S-E. My
Body is healthy
My job makes me wealthy
And my steady hands help me
To hook up that damn rubber band with no hesitation.
I don’t feel the vibration
Yeah
Get the Adam’s Apple.
Wish Bone too
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
Now the time has come to get the heart up
We had a good start up, but I’ll get more parts up
Grab that pencil and wrench that’s designed to
Make grip falter, but I’m inclined to
Grab the Bread Basket – no buzzer!
And now I’m in it to win it
I’ll grab another!
The butterflies and spare ribs are my last confrontations
So come on now, please no vibrations!
We’re playing Operation!
Come on come on come on
It’s such a cruel vibration!
Dang it! Dang it!
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.
We’re playing operation
You got to save your patient.