When the Girl’s Away, the Bears Will Play

Hello interneters! It is I, Tenor Bear! I am hear because you are all invited to my bear party! (Also because Ruby’s dad is doing something else and not paying attention too his blog) Ruby is at camp allllllll day, and Edward is at camp even more alllllll day, so that means I get too do […]

Quest For the Perfect Halloween Dance Party Mix

We are having a Halloween dance party on Friday, and I have been put in charge of the music.  Apparently my living room dance parties are now the stuff of legend, and so I gladly took on this task.  But if I was going to do this, and it wasn’t just going to be in-house, […]

The Diminishing Returns of Repeated Scare Tactics

Every night after we read stories and take medicine and put jammies on, we send my daughter up to brush her teeth and then one of us parents goes up to tuck her in.  One day, as I was walking up the darkened stairs to her bedroom, she jumped out and yelled “Boo!” at me, […]

All We Do Is Watch This Video Now

Sorry, other things we were supposed to be doing.  Goodbye, playing outside.  So long, reading, coloring, and toys.  Forget about it, television and video games.  Dinner?  I don’t think so.  Friends?  Family?  Things of the past.  We just don’t have time for that anymore.  We have discovered the fox video. It has taken a very […]

To Get The Girl, You Need the Moves

I know that many of you out there are wondering, “Tenor Dad, you seem like someone that might have a hard time finding someone to marry you, what with your constant misadventures and general ridiculousness.  And yet you are married and have two children.  How did you do it?”  Well, since it is Valentine’s Day […]

How to Dance Like a Muppet

If you have ever had the pleasure of attending a wedding or other similar event that I am also participating in, then you have probably had the chance to check out my excellent dance moves.  As anyone will tell you, what I lack in skill, I make up for in enthusiasm.  I will happily try […]