Bouncing Off A Truck

Yesterday morning I checked the weather forecast and was told that there was a chance of some snow flurries and probably a lot of wind.  At noon, they had issued a wind warning and said that maybe we would get an inch of snow.  By the time I left for work it was snowing pretty […]

Santa Stampede or Why I Was Late to Church

Yesterday, as the family was driving off to church in the morning, my wife was telling me a story of how several people in a row cut her off in traffic the other day and how it made her really angry.  I can relate, because I still have a list of people in my head […]

South of the Border

In my two day drive a decided to make a little stop at a place called “South of the Border.”  A place with that many signs has to be good, right?  No, listen, I knew it was a tourist trap, but I had been stuck in traffic for almost two hours and I was starving […]

The South

I don’t know how you spent your weekend, but I spend mine driving from Vermont to Florida.  The first leg of my journey was a familiar path, from Vermont to the D.C. area, but on Sunday I spent my day in the South. Now some of you might be saying “Hey Tenor Dad, aren’t you […]

Driving From Vermont to Florida

Well, this is it folks: my last day in Vermont.  Tomorrow I am driving to Florida.  If I don’t post a blog on Monday, it means I didn’t make it.  I was originally going to do the drive over three days, but then I realized how not-crazy that would be, so now I am going […]

Driving Through the Snow of Life

I live my life like I drive through hazardous winter weather conditions, which is to say I am excellent at it.  Ok, that is not exactly true.  I think my style of existing serves me better when driving through snow than it does when living my life, but I have noticed some startling similarities in […]

Concrete Proof That I Am A Better Driver Than You

I have been called a lot of things in my driving life.  “Crazy Driver.”  “Way Too Fast Driver.”  “Deranged Lunatic.”  Other things I cannot print in a family blog.  You get the point.  The point is, my driving is way underrated.  For some reason, people think that driving fast is bad, when it is clearly […]