How to Shave During a Concert

Being the attention-loving, extroverted, fame-whore that I am, the center of attention is often where I like to be, so it only stands to reason that some of my stupider ideas have spawned from a need to shock and awe whomever I happen to be with.  Perhaps you know this about me already, and so […]

Trapped in the Bog of Eternal Stench

I’m not going to tell you exactly what happened this morning.  You don’t need to know.  It’s the proverbial T.M.I. that you always hear people talk too much about.  Suffice it to say that I woke up in a puddle of circumstances too dire to describe, and I have had to cancel my day in […]

Late Night Labor Day Coca Cola OCD Emergency

Ah, Labor Day weekend.  Time for friends and family.  Time for relaxing and enjoying some down time.  Unless you are crazy, in which case it is time to do something stupid for a dumb reason.  Guess which category I fall into? There I am, Friday night of a long weekend, and I realize that it […]

Why My Cats Are Wet and Sad

Yesterday, we found a flea in our house.  One little pestilent bug, sitting there like a dark omen, waiting to bite our ankles.  Well, let me tell you, I was not waiting around to find a second flea.  I went all scorched Earth on that sucker.  You can’t give these things any leeway in the […]

Why I Accidentally Bought a Blu-Ray Player

I should not be allowed to go shopping for electronics.  There are certain things that my wife should not be allowed to go out shopping for too, and course things you don’t want to send your kids out shopping for (like toys), but when it comes to places you don’t want to let me loose […]

Not in Front of the Police

I thought I had finally completed all of the birthday shopping for my wife yesterday, but I was informed by my daughter that she needed to pick out her own present for her mother, so we jumped in the car after lunch and headed off to the store one last time before my wife got […]

Cat Scan

On an average, normal day, we have two cats.  You can tell because if one of them (JJ) is doing something, the other one (Mouse) will attack him, or if one of them (Mouse) enters the room, the other one (JJ) will meow and hiss preemptively run away.  Mouse is always clawing something, and JJ […]

Should Have Taken My Meds First

So last week I started taking some medication to hopefully help with my focusing issues, and I have to say that I think it is helping.  I am getting a lot more done, I am already more organized, and when I do get distracted I realize it quickly and am able to quit the distraction […]

Pants-Optional Bach Festival

I suppose it all started with the shoes.  The black shoes that I normally wear with my tuxedo had two broken laces, and I didn’t have time to get to a store for new ones.  I did have my black Italian leather dress boots that I often wear for auditioning or performing, but they didn’t […]