Arrrrrrrgh. Today be a special day. A day ta celebrrrate all things Pirrrratey! Ta starrrrt the day, I woke up arrrrrly and shivered me timbers right overrrr to the showarrrrrrgh. I put on me Sunday best, surrrely I did. Then, I hopped into me carrrrrrrgh. Churrrrch ’tis only a few leagues away, so it wasn’t very farrrrgh.
I’m in the choiarrrrrrgh. Twas many a bonny lass twas at this service, I tell yer. Those soprrranos and altos be truly above parrrrrgh. Jason “Kiss o’ Death” Kissel sat down at the pianarrrgh. The music was of a pleasing sorrrt, so nobody had ta walk the plank. Just when we thought twas going ta be a fine day, Alison “Keel” Halsey stepped up to the altarrrrrgh. Not surrre what she were talkin’ about, but Yo Ho, it sounded like she wanted to add a Starrrrrghbucks to the churrrch. Ahoy, but wouldn’t that be somethin’. Last week she wanted the churrrrch to be more like a barrrrrgh.
When the saaaarghvice was ovarrrgh, therrre was a lovely reception fer ol’ Kiss o’ Death Kissel. He’s a mighty fine orrrrganist; a true shining starrrrgh. On the way back ta me ship, I stopped by fer some gruel at Chipotle, and grabbed meself a burritarrrrrgh. Now, after I swab the deck, I kin sit back, relax and watch some pirrratey shows I saved on my DV Arrrrrrgh. I can harrrdly wait until next Septembarrrrrgh.
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day everrrrybody!