I hardly could sleep.
I waited all night.
I’m ready to win the snowball fight.
Yesterday, all day,
I made preparations.
Hundred of snowballs await detonation.
I’ve piled them up right here in my sled.
I launch ’bout a dozen, direct to your head.
This system I’ve rigged up will let ’em all fly.
I’ll blot out the sun as you scream and you cry!
I’ve been here for hours.
I’ll wait here all day.
When I see your face you’ll be snowballed away!
There’s nowhere to run.
There’s nowhere to hide.
Just do me a favor, and please come outside?