Tenor Dad Mad Libs

So yesterday (part of the day) I was sitting in my (room in the house) when I hear (name of one of my children) screaming “Daddy! Daddy! Look at this!” Of course I (verb) over as (adverb) as I can, only to see my child standing over a broken (noun) . “ (exclamation)! “ I shouted, trying to look (adjective) . “Why on (planet) would you do that?!” I swore to them that if this happened (number) more time(s), they were going to get a time (preposition) . This did not work, however, as it took them less than five (plural units of time) to destroy something else! And this is why we can’t (verb) nice things.
I thought audition season was over, but it seems like I am (verb) ing more than ever these days. Just last night I had to (verb) down to (city) to sing for yet another Opera (noun) . The way it usually works is, you bring (number) aria(s) in different languages, and then the (noun) who is judging you will hear two of them. You generally get to (verb) the first one, and then, if you are (adjective) , the panel will ask to hear a second selection. Last week I had an audition and only got to sing one piece, but luckily I sang it really (adverb) . Today I will sing again for (name of opera company) . I will probably get to sing (number) thing(s). After it is over, I will have to (verb) all the way home, which will take a long time. But it will be worth it if I get a (noun) . Keep your (plural body part) crossed.
Hi. My name is (boy’s name) . I write a blog called “(voice part) (family member) “ and I wanted to tell you a few things about myself. I am a professional singer. This means I spent a lot of (noun) learning how to (verb) . I am also a Dad. I have (number) children, and I take care of them when I am not singing. My favorite thing to drink is (popular non-Pepsi cola drink) and my favorite thing to eat is (type of candy) . In my spare time, I like to write songs and make (adjective) videos. The things I write most about in my blog are (noun) and my (plural noun) , but sometimes I write about other stuff too, like my pet (plural animal) and my favorite (plural noun) . I hope you enjoy the things that I (verb) , and I look forward to sharing many more (adjective) (plural noun) with you!
Posted in Humor, Tenor Dad.

2 Comments

  1. just after midnight
    basement shower
    name of children
    ambled
    slowly
    shotgun
    Holy moly
    surprised
    6 Cygni Bb
    a dozen
    transport out
    milliseconds
    want

    crying
    teleport
    Santo Christo
    moron
    50 or so
    moron
    fluff
    cute
    loudly
    Fairbanks
    half of a
    walk
    comic book
    legs

    Adam
    larynx cousin
    money
    dance
    two
    Inca cola
    dubble zout
    super hero
    kids
    frustrations
    snakes
    food trucks
    like
    long words

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