Today I will…be pleasant and cheerful 1
Today I will…pay my bills 2
Today I will…clean my house 3
Today I will…go to the gym 4
Today I will…organize all of my unopened mail and stacks of important papers 5
Today I will…eat a healthy lunch 6
Today I will…watch less television 7
Today I will…go outside and look at nature 8
Today I will…take the wheel 9
Today I will…try something new 10
Today I will…enjoy being me 11
1 – at least until my kids get home from school.
2 – with money that I was supposed to use for paying other bills.
3 – probably a dozen times, as my children follow me around, destroying it.
4 – right after I finish my third bowl of Frosted Flakes.
5 – directly into the recycling bin.
6 – and then two or three desserts.
7 – and play more video games.
8 – on the way to my car. Are you kidding? It’s freezing out!
9 – of cheese out of the fridge and eat it.
10 – like writing a weird list of things and pretending it is a blog post.
11 – ssy.

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