13 Rules For Writing a Good List

As you all know, lists are the most popular type of post on the internet. People know what they are getting before they click, and approximately how much time it will take them to read. Lists are king. But perhaps you do not know how to write a good listicle? No problem. As an experienced […]

36 Reasons I Love My Wife

1) She knows where I left things. 2) She is beautiful. 3) She can find her way to anywhere if she’s been there once (or sometimes even zero times). 4) I have two wonderful children thanks to some hard work on her part. 5) She worries really hard about what presents to get for me. […]

The Top 10 Most Underrated Phineas & Ferb Songs

I have terrible news. The greatest show in the history of television, Phineas and Ferb, is coming to an end. TODAY! Today, June 12th, 2015, will see the airing of the final episode of that almighty cartoon, that show that the grown-ups watch when the kids are asleep, that near-perfect panoply of pop-culture perforation. The […]

The Worst Earworms of All Time

Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle.  That, according to a study, is the most vicious, most pernicious, most unbeatable earworm of all time.  Now, this is an old study, from over a decade ago.  Maybe there are newer earworms, or songs that just won’t get out of your head, but for now, we have to assume […]

50 Things Only 10-sies Kids Can Understand

Signs that you were raised in the greatest generation, with a childhood from 2010-2019! Suck it, children of the 20’s! 1) That Sofia the First  had the best theme song of all time (sorry, Doc McStuffins)! 2) Frozen is the greatest movie in the history of cinema. 3) Marvel only came out with two or three movies a […]

The 5 Laws of Blogging

In this chapter we will discuss the science of blogging itself, and the five absolute rules that accompany such an endeavor, known popularly as “Tenor Dad’s 5 Laws of Blogging,” or simply “the five laws.”  These laws were proposed by famous blogger Tenor Dad on December 3rd, 2014, and were quickly adopted by the rest […]

15 Translations For Common Lies

LIE                                                                                TRANSLATION That’s Plenty………………………………………That’s Way Too Much I’m Fine……………………………………………..I Don’t Want To Tell You How Bad I […]

23 Reasons to Have a Tenor as a Dad

1) If you get lost, you can always hear him over a crowd. 2) Every thing that happens is a new musical adventure. 3) He may be bland, in a romantic sort of way, but at least he is not a bumbling old person, an evil villain, or a doctor. 4) Instead of going to boring […]

The Top Twelve Reasons To Hit Your Sister

12) You didn’t hit your sister.  Why would I even accuse you of such a thing?  She is crying for some unrelated reason. 11) She hit you first. 10) You were jealous of something she was holding or doing. 9) It was hitting time, and she was there. 8) You were under the impression that […]

20 Things the Internet Taught Me About Parenting

Man, people back in the old days must have been confused all of the time.  How would anyone know how to raise children if it weren’t for all of the research and time-tested opinions that are currently available to everyone with online access?  Babies do not come with instruction manuals, but then they don’t really […]