Babies are just like anyone else. They like to sleep in, lounge around, and start the day off with a delicious Coke.
But don’t worry about their teeth! Babies are very concerned with oral hygiene. In fact, just the other day I found my baby brushing his teeth! Now that his mouth is feeling fresh, he’s ready for a full day of work.
Work mostly involves pooping, but the average baby is very concerned about the environment. Here we have a typical baby sorting out the recycling, which isn’t part of the pooping, but it’s still very important.
Of course, after a long hard day of growing and destroying things, the baby will need to unwind by watching some DVDs. This is because babies are too little to have Netflix accounts.
Finally, the baby goes to sleep, dreaming of sugar plums, and getting ready for a new day of learning and playing, but mostly pooping.
It’s business…Baby business time!