Cheeseburger (A Tribute)

I love cheeseburgers. I mean, we’re more than just friends. I like-like them. I could eat cheeseburgers pretty much every day, except for the dying young part. This is why is saddens me to report that one of my favorite burger spots, Archie’s, is closing forever after today. The owner has had some health issues, and I totally understand it, but did we really need another Dunkin’ Donuts? Couldn’t we have gotten another fabulous local burger joint? There aren’t that many left.

Well, as a sort of a tribute to Archie’s, I have created this tribute video to all of my favorite Burlington area burger joints. Also, I was just at a “Weird Al” concert, so parody songs about food were on my mind. Isn’t it nice to take a good song with terrible lyrics and then fix them? Please enjoy, and if you’ve never been to Archie’s, you have a few hours left to taste one of the greatest creations in human history. Godspeed.