Bear’s Song

Hello. Bear hear. Nice to sea you again. Ruby’s dad is always righting songs and pomes and stuff, and he never lets me do anything! So I wrote a pome today too. It is a very good pome full of rimes. I hope you like it. It is called “Bear’s Song” Bear’s Song Beware the […]


There is a difference between people who use their grammar well, and those who use it poorly, even though they’re well-educated. The people who use grammar well are the people who have watched the following educational, holiday parody video. The people who use poor grammar most likely have not seen it. So do them all […]

The Worst Grammar and Spelling Mistakes You Can Think Of

Well, Christmas is nearly upon us, which means it is time for me to provide you with another helpful, holiday-themed video that will improve your life immeasurably. Thanks to me you all now know the difference between a peninsula, and island, and an isthmus. You can properly conjugate the verb “to lie” (or is it […]

Cheeseburger (A Tribute)

I love cheeseburgers. I mean, we’re more than just friends. I like-like them. I could eat cheeseburgers pretty much every day, except for the dying young part. This is why is saddens me to report that one of my favorite burger spots, Archie’s, is closing forever after today. The owner has had some health issues, […]

The Top 10 Most Underrated Phineas & Ferb Songs

I have terrible news. The greatest show in the history of television, Phineas and Ferb, is coming to an end. TODAY! Today, June 12th, 2015, will see the airing of the final episode of that almighty cartoon, that show that the grown-ups watch when the kids are asleep, that near-perfect panoply of pop-culture perforation. The […]

1 vs. 400

About a year and a half ago we had a request at church to do a service on the story of Elijah and the prophets of Baal. This was excellent, because we creative types who have to keep providing original content day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year, well we love suggestions. […]

The Opera Alphabet (Which I Will Now Rap For You)

As you know, my wife is out of town. So I did this today. Happy Friday! Aida’s assaulted and attacked and angers Amneris Also Andrea Chenier agitates all Paris But Billy Budd’s bod by Benjamin Britten Is Bangin’ and Boomin’. Opera bug has bitten. Callas can clearly communicate Carmen And Cecilia’s Cosi is iconically charming […]

Big Block Singsong

Remember when I wrote that I got sent a package of things to review? Well, in addition to that lifesaving lullaby CD/Book combo, I also received one other totally free item for my perusal: an advance copy of the Big Block Singsong DVD. If you are not familiar with Big Block Singsong, then you clearly […]

Bear’s Favorite Songs

Hello. This is Bear. It is Tenor Monday hear on my blog, and I half decided to share my favorite songs with you. You should listen too them awl. They are the best songs. #1 – The Bear Went Over the Mountain B: Stompy the Bear 3) Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear Four […]

A Game To Find Out How Your Children Think

We have discovered a new song in our house.  It is called “Why oh why,” and it involves a question being asked, and then being answered in a silly way.  Some of the lyrics include: “Why can’t a bird eat an elephant? Why, oh why, oh why?” “Cause an elephant’s got a pretty hard skin! […]