Me: “Edward, what are you doing?”
Edward: “I don’t know…”
Me: “Don’t throw pillows at the cat. Mousey doesn’t like that.”
Edward: “Why she no like that?”
Me: “Because it hurts her to get hit with a pillow.”
Edward: “But we’re having a pillow fight!”
Me: “You can’t have a pillow fight with a cat.”
Edward: “Why I cannot have pillow fight with a cat?”
Me: “Because cats do not have hands and cannot hold pillows.”
Edward: “Cats not have hands?”
Me: “No. They have paws, and they cannot hold onto pillows. You can’t have a pillow fight with someone who cannot hold a pillow. Then you are just hitting them with a pillow, and that’s not nice.”
Edward: “Cats cannot have a pillow fight?”
Me: “No. So please stop hitting Mousey with the pillow.”
Edward: “Okay…..I will not hit Mousey with the pillow.”
Me: “Thank you.”
Edward: “I will hit JJ! AAAAHHHHHHHH!”
Me: “Stop! Come back! JJ is also a cat!”
Edward: “Pillow fight!”
JJ: “MREOOOOWWWWRRRRWWHHSSSSSS!”
Me: “STOP HITTING THE CATS!”
Edward: “HA HA HAAAAAAAA!”
Anybody want to buy a used cat?