Lies I Tell My Children

Just a minute.

You don’t want to get wet.

I’m not going to tell you again.

You won’t like that.

We don’t say that word in this house.

I don’t care what the other kids are doing.

Five more minutes.

You don’t want to break your sister’s toys.

I don’t know where your whistle is.

We’re out of cookies.

I can’t reach it either.

Wow, you are really good at that!

Only grown-ups can eat those candy bars.

You wouldn’t want me to be late for work.

I have no idea what happened to that broken toy you were saving.

It’s against the law to throw things off the deck.

Nobody wants to see that.

That’s not funny.

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