Way back at the dawn of the civilized English language, people used to greet each other with wordy, extended phrases, such as “May God give you a good morning,” or even just “Have a good morning.” These greetings were not limited to the morning of course, as people would often wish each other a good […]
Category Archives: Humor
A Few Easy Ways to Ensure the Survival of Humanity
Today is Earth Day. It is a day that we celebrate the planet that we live on. And do you know why we celebrate it? Is it because it is pretty? NO! WE NEED IT TO LIVE ON! Perhaps some of you have lost sight of the fact that if we kill most of the […]
T.H.I.N.K. Before You Speak
They say that conversation is a dying art. I don’t know who “they” are, but they sound boring. “They” did not think before speaking. Because if you think about what you are going to say, you will be far more likely to say something useful. There are a few things that you should consider before […]
Exponential Exaggeration
Citizens of the English-speaking world! We have a problem! Our hyperbole has gotten so out-of-control that words do not have the same impact that they used to! Back in the day, good meant good, and great meant way, way better than good! But now great just means good.“How are you today?!”“Oh, I’m great, thanks!”No, you […]
Today I Will
Today I will…be pleasant and cheerful 1 Today I will…pay my bills 2 Today I will…clean my house 3 Today I will…go to the gym 4 Today I will…organize all of my unopened mail and stacks of important papers 5 Today I will…eat a healthy lunch 6 Today I will…watch less television 7 Today I will…go […]
The Top 10 Reasons to Be Poor
1) It Takes Money to Lose MoneyIf you do not have any money, you will not be worried about losing any of it. Stocks, interest rates, and all sorts of other boring and stressful things will be somebody else’s headache. You can sit back and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with knowing that […]
The 5 Stages of Preparing for an Audition
STEP ONE: Find out about the auditionThis is the easy. but very important, first step. This crucial part of the process is when your agent calls you to tell you that you have an audition scheduled, or when you see an audition on YAPTracker and send in your form. Your audition date is set. You […]
A New Service For Managers Who Don’t Want to Write Reviews
While speaking with Bleric Ack the other day, it came to light that he had to write reviews for some of his employees, and he was not looking forward to it. Most people, as I’m sure you are aware, are thoroughly fine, which makes writing their reviews quite boring. And, unless you have a personal […]
12 Upworthy Mad Libs that Will Change Your Life in Less Than 8 Seconds!
If you have a Facebook account or an e-mail address, no doubt you have been subjected to links from the site Upworthy.com on at least one trillion occasions. Upworthy is a site that tries to highlight the brightest and best moments that humanity has to offer, in the most annoying way possible. Every headline they […]
Conclusive Evidence That Tenors Are the Best
Exciting news in the world of music research! I have just finished an exhaustive and unbiased study in which I repeatedly interviewed myself in order to figure out which voice part is objectively the best, and I have reached a surprising and definite conclusion. Using a five point ranking system in a variety of categories […]