The Pros and Cons of a Stomach Flu

Dear readers, I have a terrible stomach flu. I will not bore you or gross you out with a lot of the details of such, but as I sit here, or lie here, and try to put a positive spin on things, I decided to make a list of pros and cons.  You know, to keep my spirits up.

PRO: I don’t have to eat any foods that I don’t like.

CON: I cannot eat any foods that I do like.

PRO: I have lost 4 pounds.

CON: I want to die.

PRO: I get to drink lots of Gatorade.

CON: I hate Gatorade.

PRO: My children are being very understanding and letting me rest.

CON: Wait, where are my children?

PRO: I got to go to the doctors office, where all the cute nurses are.

CON: I have never been more disgusting.

So I don’t know. There seem to be a lot of pluses and minuses to this thing, but overall I guess I would have to say that I would rather not have a horrible stomach flu.  But the very biggest pro to having a stomach flu, is that they don’t last forever. Hopefully I’ll be back here tomorrow with something more interesting to say, once my brain clears.

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