The Pros and Cons of a Stomach Flu

Dear readers, I have a terrible stomach flu. I will not bore you or gross you out with a lot of the details of such, but as I sit here, or lie here, and try to put a positive spin on things, I decided to make a list of pros and cons.  You know, to keep my spirits up.

PRO: I don’t have to eat any foods that I don’t like.

CON: I cannot eat any foods that I do like.

PRO: I have lost 4 pounds.

CON: I want to die.

PRO: I get to drink lots of Gatorade.

CON: I hate Gatorade.

PRO: My children are being very understanding and letting me rest.

CON: Wait, where are my children?

PRO: I got to go to the doctors office, where all the cute nurses are.

CON: I have never been more disgusting.

So I don’t know. There seem to be a lot of pluses and minuses to this thing, but overall I guess I would have to say that I would rather not have a horrible stomach flu.  But the very biggest pro to having a stomach flu, is that they don’t last forever. Hopefully I’ll be back here tomorrow with something more interesting to say, once my brain clears.

Posted in Children, Doctors, Gatorade, Sick, Weight.

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