Dear readers, I have a terrible stomach flu. I will not bore you or gross you out with a lot of the details of such, but as I sit here, or lie here, and try to put a positive spin on things, I decided to make a list of pros and cons. You know, to keep my spirits up.
PRO: I don’t have to eat any foods that I don’t like.
CON: I cannot eat any foods that I do like.
PRO: I have lost 4 pounds.
CON: I want to die.
PRO: I get to drink lots of Gatorade.
CON: I hate Gatorade.
PRO: My children are being very understanding and letting me rest.
CON: Wait, where are my children?
PRO: I got to go to the doctors office, where all the cute nurses are.
CON: I have never been more disgusting.
So I don’t know. There seem to be a lot of pluses and minuses to this thing, but overall I guess I would have to say that I would rather not have a horrible stomach flu. But the very biggest pro to having a stomach flu, is that they don’t last forever. Hopefully I’ll be back here tomorrow with something more interesting to say, once my brain clears.